He told you that when we went for a pint... pay attention, Bull!I didn't know about the fact they were supporting Great Ormond Street Hospital with this, so you can't knock that.
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I'm only a plumber from Cannock...
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Mike have you been drinking in australia?????Mike Bull wrote:Your clue there was the phrase 'a pint', for you of all people know how crap I am at that drinking malarkey!
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Renegadenemo
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And rightly so... you can't expect to fetch up on Tyneside and drink poofter juice.Haven't had any Coke in a pub for ages...every time I ask for one, lager arrives anyway!
I'm only a plumber from Cannock...
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I always thought lager was poofter juice......
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Renegadenemo
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Not around here it isn't! You can get a jar of that flat, warm real-ale stuff at a specialist pub down the road but I've always been suspicious of anything made primarily of soil, straw and horse sh*t.I always thought lager was poofter juice......
I'm only a plumber from Cannock...
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I beg your pardon. I forgot that lager comes in two different strengths.Renegadenemo wrote:Not around here it isn't!I always thought lager was poofter juice......
That'll be wife-beater then.
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Funnily enough I was walking to the local last night when, as I neared the door of a pub I need to pass to get to my preferred haunt, the doors flew open and two hooligans tumbled out and started beating seven bells out of one another on the pavement. I had to stop or step over them and not wanting to collect a stray fist in the gonads I stopped and said, 'excuse me please'. They halted their battle while I walked around them then, as soon as I was out of range, they started punching the crap out of each other again. I had a few pints of what they'd been drinking.That'll be wife-beater then.
I'm only a plumber from Cannock...
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"As to reward, my profession is its own reward;" Sherlock Holmes.
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So Renegadenemo, was it easy to tell which of the two hooligans was passing themselves off as the wife !
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The one in the pink shellsuit! 
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'twas definitely two blokes... I think it was a warmup bout before they went home to the missus.So Renegadenemo, was it easy to tell which of the two hooligans was passing themselves off as the wife !
I'm only a plumber from Cannock...
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'It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.' W.C. Fields.
"As to reward, my profession is its own reward;" Sherlock Holmes.
'It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.' W.C. Fields.