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Re: World Lawn Speed Record

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:15 pm
by Renegadenemo
I didn't know about the fact they were supporting Great Ormond Street Hospital with this, so you can't knock that.
He told you that when we went for a pint... pay attention, Bull!

Re: World Lawn Speed Record

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:05 am
by Piston Broke
Mike Bull wrote:Your clue there was the phrase 'a pint', for you of all people know how crap I am at that drinking malarkey! :oops:
Mike have you been drinking in australia?????

Re: World Lawn Speed Record

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:08 am
by Renegadenemo
Haven't had any Coke in a pub for ages...every time I ask for one, lager arrives anyway!
And rightly so... you can't expect to fetch up on Tyneside and drink poofter juice.

Re: World Lawn Speed Record

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:25 am
by mtskull
I always thought lager was poofter juice......

Re: World Lawn Speed Record

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:39 am
by Renegadenemo
I always thought lager was poofter juice......
Not around here it isn't! You can get a jar of that flat, warm real-ale stuff at a specialist pub down the road but I've always been suspicious of anything made primarily of soil, straw and horse sh*t.

Re: World Lawn Speed Record

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:46 am
by mtskull
Renegadenemo wrote:
I always thought lager was poofter juice......
Not around here it isn't!
I beg your pardon. I forgot that lager comes in two different strengths.

That'll be wife-beater then. ;)

Re: World Lawn Speed Record

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:58 pm
by Renegadenemo
That'll be wife-beater then.
Funnily enough I was walking to the local last night when, as I neared the door of a pub I need to pass to get to my preferred haunt, the doors flew open and two hooligans tumbled out and started beating seven bells out of one another on the pavement. I had to stop or step over them and not wanting to collect a stray fist in the gonads I stopped and said, 'excuse me please'. They halted their battle while I walked around them then, as soon as I was out of range, they started punching the crap out of each other again. I had a few pints of what they'd been drinking.

Re: World Lawn Speed Record

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:17 pm
by wbjohn
So Renegadenemo, was it easy to tell which of the two hooligans was passing themselves off as the wife !

Re: World Lawn Speed Record

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:24 pm
by klingon
The one in the pink shellsuit! :lol:

Re: World Lawn Speed Record

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:14 pm
by Renegadenemo
So Renegadenemo, was it easy to tell which of the two hooligans was passing themselves off as the wife !
'twas definitely two blokes... I think it was a warmup bout before they went home to the missus.