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Re: joke of the day

Post by rob565uk » Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:08 am

Actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland:

1.BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT

2..FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

3.FORM A LOOSE GRIP

4.KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

5.STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG,
LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU

8.DON'T STAND DIRECTLY
IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9.QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS
ARE PREPARING.

10.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.





WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

When you come to a fork in the road, take it

Steve
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Re: joke of the day

Post by Steve » Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:09 pm

:lol: had me an the Mrs screaming

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