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Re: joke of the day

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:08 am
by rob565uk
Actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland:

1.BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT

2..FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

3.FORM A LOOSE GRIP

4.KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

5.STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG,
LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU

8.DON'T STAND DIRECTLY
IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9.QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS
ARE PREPARING.

10.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.





WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

Re: joke of the day

Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:09 pm
by Steve
:lol: had me an the Mrs screaming

Re: joke of the day

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:46 pm
by JohnTheBikeMan
A chap takes 2 stuffed dogs to the antiques roadshow day. The 'expert' looks at them, and concludes that they are in very poor condition, but he says to the chap, 'have you any idea what they would fetch, if they were in good condition?''

''A stick'' says he.




I'll get me coat . . .

Re: joke of the day

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 6:59 pm
by ted.walsh
thank god someone has revived this thread. more please...

Re: joke of the day

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 7:31 pm
by Piston Broke
I think it was the revival of this thread that broke the forum :D

Re: joke of the day

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 7:46 pm
by Renegadenemo
Well there's the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse...😄😄

Re: joke of the day

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:10 pm
by Piston Broke
Or the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who stayed up all night to see if there really is a dog

Re: joke of the day

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:59 pm
by ted.walsh
:lol:

Re: joke of the day

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:06 pm
by Renegadenemo
Or the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who stayed up all night to see if there really is a dog
Hey, you know that's one of mine. How about how the Chinese name their kids?

Re: joke of the day

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:12 pm
by ted.walsh
:? ?