Every time I think that the custodians of our national heritage could not get any worse, something else pops up ready to raise your waste water to boiling point.
SS Great Britain. Afloat on a sea of lime green jelly. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-18116830
A spokesman for the tourist attraction said the jellymongers' work would make a "stunning" piece of modern art.
Why not cover it with candy floss too?