joke of the day

[klingon]

"My wife has a furniture problem-her chest has fallen down into her drawers"!-

[Mike Bull]

Tickets for the Pope's visit now available on eBay- immediate payment required via papal.

[rob565uk]

I went to a restaurant that advertises "Breakfast at Any Time", but was asked to leave when I ordered Full English Breakfast during the Renaissance.

[bluebirdsback]

Bear with me chaps, I will think of a printable one shortly.

[orgster1]

I had to divorce my first wife because of religious reasons. She thought she was God whereas i didn't.

[Piston Broke]

Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!

[wbjohn]

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

[Renegadenemo]

Did you know, the Chinese name their kids by throwing a handful of cutlery on the floor and naming them after the noise it makes...

[quicksilver-wsr]

"Who's 50 and sleeps with cats?"

Mrs Katz.

[mtskull]

A girl walked into a pub and said to the barman: "I'd like a double entendre please", so the barman gave her one.