Been watching with interest the news of the miners in Chile.
Cant help thinking they should have had Maggie Thatcher in charge. She had 20,000 miners out in one day
joke of the day
Re: joke of the day
by bluebirdsback » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:11 pm
The moment you make something idiot proof a new breed of idiots will come along and prove you wrong
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Re: joke of the day
by bluebirdsback » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:15 pm
The reason none of them wanted to be first out is they feared Davina Mcall was waiting to interview them.
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Re: joke of the day
by klingon » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:24 am
Guy goes to the doctor and doctor tells him-"I got good news and bad news-which one do you want first?"-"The bad news says the guy"-"Ok you got terminal cancer- The good news is you also got Alzheimers-you'll have forgotten all about this in 3 minutes!" 
"I hate two faced people-don't know which face to punch first!"
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Re: joke of the day
by rob565uk » Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:50 am
Liverpool FC is having a hard time of it these days.
On the statue of John Lennon at Liverpool Airport is the timeless inscription "above us, only sky". Recently added graffiti reads "...and beneath us, only Wolves and West Ham"
On the statue of John Lennon at Liverpool Airport is the timeless inscription "above us, only sky". Recently added graffiti reads "...and beneath us, only Wolves and West Ham"
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Re: joke of the day
by mtskull » Sun Oct 17, 2010 4:25 pm
rob565uk wrote:Liverpool FC is having a hard time of it these days.
On the statue of John Lennon at Liverpool Airport is the timeless inscription "above us, only sky". Recently added graffiti reads "...and beneath us, only Wolves and West Ham"
That is unfair and inaccurate. I cannot let this pass without putting the record straight
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Re: joke of the day
by Jordangbr » Sun Oct 17, 2010 4:50 pm
What's worse than being captured by the Taliban?
Being rescued by the Americans.
Being rescued by the Americans.
Bangers!
You must have known I was coming!
You must have known I was coming!
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Re: joke of the day
by Renegadenemo » Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:10 pm
Hey, Itsawrap - seeing as no one else is going to tell you - your five foot six sex-god backed his van into a stationary object the other day... No one laughed!
I'm only a plumber from Cannock...
This is not put on as a public entertainment... it's put on to reach a certain goal.
This is not put on as a public entertainment... it's put on to reach a certain goal.
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Re: joke of the day
by bluebirdsback » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:57 pm
This minor scrape was due to me wondering what i had done to upset my little pumpkin as i had not heard from her for so long. My mind could not focus on anything but my sweet Itsawrap. Dont worry hun all my vital parts essential to my sex godliness were unscathed. Which is more than i can say for my back door.
By the way i heard that the Chilean miners that were rescued are to visit Liverpool football club.
They are going to show them how to get out of a bloody big hole before christmas
By the way i heard that the Chilean miners that were rescued are to visit Liverpool football club.
They are going to show them how to get out of a bloody big hole before christmas
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Re: joke of the day
by ace_chris » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:38 am
I got asked the other day if I had any religious views...? I replied well I can see the Church from my bedrom window
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Re: joke of the day
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