joke of the day

[Jordangbr]

Jocky Wilson has died at the age of 62.
The title of Scotland's oldest man now passes to 54 year old Hamish Weir of Perth.

[rob565uk]

Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction.

I bought a cheap black market version called Niagra
I couldn’t stop going for a pee.......

[jonwrightk7]

HA HA HA HA!!

[Mike Bull]

Maybe this sudden change in the UK from heatwave to snow isn't such a bad thing...

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[Dominic Owen]

My lunch definitely tasted a lot better the first time it entered my mouth!

[Jordangbr]

It's enough to make a blind man flinch!

[klingon]

I asked my mate if Asda sold condoms and he said yes but told me to buy another couple of items to save my blushes-I got some REAL funny looks when I arrived at the checkout with the condoms,a packet of lollipops and a Barbie doll-

[bluebirdsback]

Wher do you find these chicks Mike? Oil her up and send her over.

[Piston Broke]

If you are over 45 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test

How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
1. _ _NDOM


2. F_ _K


3. P_N_S


4. PU_S_


5. S_X


6. BOO_S


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Answers:

1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?


You do NOT have Alzheimer's


You are a Pervert

[rob565uk]

Sky news report Irish Forces are helping with the military intervention in Syria.

They sent in 3 ships - 2 full of sand and one full of cement

......it was a mortar attack.