joke of the day
Re: joke of the day
by klingon » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:27 am
Guy walks into the doctors surgery-"Doc I've come to see you about my wife"-"What's wrong with her" says the doc-"She makes me sick"!-says the guy-
"I hate two faced people-don't know which face to punch first!"
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Re: joke of the day
by klingon » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:28 am
Hear about the guy who couldn't tell Stork from putty?-his windows fell out--
"I hate two faced people-don't know which face to punch first!"
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Re: joke of the day
by klingon » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:30 am
Leper got thrown out of the leper colony- he was dipping his bread in his pals head 
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Re: joke of the day
by Jordangbr » Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:26 am
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
Because it said 'concentrate'.
Bangers!
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Re: joke of the day
by Pullman99 » Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:43 am
OK. Why should blondes never be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them afterwards!
It takes too long to retrain them afterwards!
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Re: joke of the day
by Mike Bull » Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:51 am
Chap walks up to a woman at work and tells her that her hair smells nice.
The woman immediately goes into their supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to make a sexual harassment complaint and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, 'What's wrong with a co-worker saying that your hair smells nice?'
The woman replies, 'Because he's a midget'.
The woman immediately goes into their supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to make a sexual harassment complaint and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, 'What's wrong with a co-worker saying that your hair smells nice?'
The woman replies, 'Because he's a midget'.
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Re: joke of the day
by Jordangbr » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:14 am
A midget got pick pocketed at the station today.
How could anyone stoop so low?!
How could anyone stoop so low?!
Bangers!
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Re: joke of the day
by Pullman99 » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:25 am
Never make jokes about a midget with learning difficulties.
It's not big, and it's not clever.
It's not big, and it's not clever.
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Re: joke of the day
by rob565uk » Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:59 pm
My head hurt after I banged it on a cupboard door last night, so I rubbed some margarine on it. Woke up this morning and I can't believe it's not better
Once you have started something there is no going back in Life.....
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Re: joke of the day
by klingon » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:01 pm
Gran and Grandad at the breakfast table-"My nipples are still hot for you even after 50 years" says Gran-
"Of course they are dear" says Grandad-"ones in your coffee and the other is in your porridge"!
Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your grandads pyjamas?
Your Gran.
"Of course they are dear" says Grandad-"ones in your coffee and the other is in your porridge"!
Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your grandads pyjamas?
Your Gran.
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