Call yourself an internet user, and yet you don't understand your basic smilies? Tut! Allow me to translate...
Bill behind the wheel of his RS200
Al trying to think of a comeback to yet another wee-wee take
Me/anyone after making yet another 'test piece'
Terrifyingly scary anorak
Cheesy grin by whoever just farted in the workshop
Rob after Sunderland just lost
etc. See? Easy!