Re the Bluebird Project forgetting a very special Ladies Birthday who is very close to the Project. Well isn't it impolite to ask a lady her age? Let alone flag it up on a public Forum! However I'm sure we can plead insanity on your behalf and stay the execution? Hold the blade that man!!
But I suppose in around about way the Project did not forget a certain Special Ladies Birthday as I Personally sent the Special Lady a card as I have done for many years now. One of my many titles bestowed upon me by our infamous( not to mention outrageous
) leader over the years by Mr.Smith is that of "Ambassador"of the Bluebird Project. So therefore as Ambassador to the Bluebird Project and I having sent the Special Lady a card on Her Birthday, I can therefore declare the Bluebird Project is beyond reproach in this matter
You will note however that we have had to remove the Sir
Pittwood title for your slighlt indiscretion and to off set the beheading of course.So from this day forward let it be known that Sir Malcolm Pittwood will be known commonly as Malcolm Pittwood.